With
the painstaking preparation that
goes into preparing for an interview
and the tension often felt when
the hour has come, it can be
difficult to maintain a sense
of levity in the process. Still,
you are not the only person to
suffer a faux pas or awkward
moment during an interview. Perhaps
you said or did something wrong.
Perhaps your interviewer was
bizarre. Perhaps something just
felt weird. Maybe it is Murphy's
Law or perhaps it is just par
for the interviewing course.
Take comfort from these stories
gleaned from the collective experience
that is interviewing.
"I was part
of a team of eight colleagues
who interviewed 50 people in
the space of two weeks. Four
to seven people conducted each
interview, which occurred in
a small room. We were stuck in
that room for hours. One of the
questions designated for me to
ask was what the most formidable
challenge the person had ever
gone through. During one particular
interview in which four of us
met with the applicant, she began
to share her most significant
challenge when the Director intervened
with a follow-up question, interrupting
my chain of questions. Apparently
I made an odd face. My colleague
saw me and began to giggle. Then
two of us began to laugh, and
we could not stop. At one point,
the first colleague tried to
disguise his laughter by blowing
his nose, but this just made
everyone else laugh more. All
the while, the interviewee elaborated
on the most difficult challenge
she had been through, maintaining
solid eye contact with the Director.
It was both equally funny and
horrifying that we were laughing.
Soon the Director said to her:
I think we need to ask you to
leave until we compose ourselves."
"The summer
internship organization to which
I applied had about ten of us
come at once, but they interviewed
us individually. My meeting was
towards the end, so I waited
there for an hour before the
two interviewers called my turn.
They said: we have three questions
that we are going to ask you
at once, and you can answer the
three questions in order at which
time we will be done. They told
me the three questions, and I
answered the first. Then they
looked at each other and said,
'Okay, that will be it.' Surprised,
I asked, 'Well, do you want me
to answer the second question?'
They kind of looked at each other
and said, 'Well, okay.' I answered
as briefly as possible, skipped
the third question altogether,
and left. I got the position."
"I sent a digital
resume and cover letter via email
to apply for a position as a
technical writer. Within a few
hours, a message from the director
in charge of hiring came via
email. Full of anticipation,
I opened the email to find a
terse message: 'your resume is
infected with a virus and has
been quarantined.' A person cannot
recover from an infected resume.
I did not pursue the position
further."
"At one rather
intense interview with a high
powered man, the phone kept ringing
and interviewer took the calls
long enough to say that he would
call the people later. He seemed
to be telling me that I was a
nominally important use of his
time or at least demonstrating
how busy he was. There was some
kind of odd power dynamic going
on. Then he got another call,
which was clearly from his wife.
After saying, 'Hi, Honey,' my
interviewer only said three cryptic
things: 'is he lucid?,' 'do you
need me to come home tonight?',
and 'call me when you know more
and can tell me what to do.'
Then he hung up the phone and
looked at me."
"I once interviewed
a woman who came in ringing her
hands. I asked her the standard
interview questions: what are
you looking for in a job, what
don't you like in a job, what
do you need from a boss? To the
third question, she replied:
'I need my boss to be my best
friend. I'm so lonely. We just
moved here a few months ago and
I haven't made any friends. I
need a friend.'"
"A man walked
in and deemed himself the right
man for the job I had advertised,
even though he did not fit in
any sense of the word. After
the interview, which highlighted
how badly he and the position
matched, he started an email
campaign. Another man wrote to
me on his behalf. Between the
two of them, I received at least
twenty phone calls and electronic
messages: he wanted the job so
badly, would I please reconsider?
The barrage of follow-up finally
waned when I hired someone else,
but even then his advocate kept
scolding me for hiring someone
else."
"I had to undergo
a ludicrous 500 question psychological
examination when I applied to
be a security guard during college.
Among the 500 questions were
about 17 questions asking me
in slightly varied ways whether
or not I have ever thought of
killing myself. If the exam had
not been a scan-tron, I would
have answered, 'No, but the idea
is growing on me every time you
ask.'"
"During a particular
interview, the interviewer had
a dog present. The dog became
especially interested in my leg.
I kept shuffling and moving to
protect myself from the dog,
but the person giving the interview
took no notice of the dog at
all. Uncomfortable as this was,
I was actually wondering if it
was some kind of test to see
if I could maintain my concentration." |
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